Gutfeld: Kamala Harris contributed to the 'most egregious and dangerous political cover-up in American history'


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So Kamala Harris is the Democratic nominee for President of the United States. I’ll give you a second to think about it: The border czar who couldn’t find our southern border on a map of Texas now wants to be America’s commander in chief. Kamala couldn’t sing around a campfire, let alone to the country’s military, but does that matter? Not to the media.

Now, they would like this to be framed as a team sports battle. Left versus right, Democrat versus Republican, but in reality, it is the media narrative machine versus reality and that machine is now in full swing. So now, what they will get is the propaganda image of a competent and inspiring executive, which is meant to cover up the hard truth of a deceitful incompetent. The strategy is simple: fill the shelf space with lies so there is no room for anything else.

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Quick, name one thing Harris has accomplished in the last four years besides building a fort out of empty wine boxes. She can't. No one can. But the Democrats don't care. The machine just put her in the spot where Joe once was. I just hope they cleaned it with disinfectant first to remove the old man's smell. But to accomplish their goals, there's no way they're staying in the realm of reality.

As a result, the mainstream media is gearing up to bombard us with a narrative that Kamala is the answer. Incredible, historic, energetic, young and fresh. When the best they could say about Joe was that he was eerily down-to-earth. But the narrative is firmly at odds with something else, the basket-case theory. Because as time goes on, we will see Kamala’s flaws and weirdness until, by God, America sees that she is a basket case. And can you imagine her delivering a State of the Union address or negotiating with Putin or Kim Jong Un? Heck, they speak better English than she does. After just a few sentences from her, the translators would give up and say, “I will now submit to the firing squad.” Our only hope is that, after they hear about school buses made out of coconuts and Venn diagrams, they will be too confused to bombard us.

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So we’re looking at Kamala the savior versus Kamala the basket case. And the goal of the media is to keep you in the first narrative so you don’t get into the second. Every Joy, Mika, and Joe will be reading from the same script tattooed on the inside of their eyelids. It’ll be the media equivalent of synchronized swimming. A bunch of morons kicking water in your eyes so you don’t see they’re drowning. It’s exactly what they did with Biden. They’ll try to keep you in the “he’s so smart” world and not the “he’s a basket case” world, which, as you know, was a lie that Harris herself participated in for almost four years. That should be the focus, not the linguistic jargon. It’s that she lied to the American people, aiding the most egregious and dangerous political cover-up in American history.

Then, when the time was right, she took his place and his money. Now, I think the modern media consumer is smart enough to see this. Surely he won’t fall for it. We’ve been burned many times already with this stove, the stove that induced the media to create hoaxes, the stove that told you the riots were mostly peaceful, Trump said they were good Nazis and Joe is the sharpest knife in the drawer. Although, apparently, not as sharp as the ones his allies used to stab him in the back. So do you remember who burned you last time when you experienced the most orchestrated hoax yet?

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That Kamala, who has been the center of attention for four years, is nothing more than a joke. So as we head into the home stretch, remember this: This is not about Kamala versus Trump. This is about fantasy versus reality. And if you fall into the us versus them scheme, you lose, because this time it’s not just about competing ideologies. This time it’s about you versus the machine, image versus reality, the greater part of peace versus a burning city, a no-nonsense prosecutor versus bail for criminals, Joe Biden being very sharp against the idea that we beat Medicare, cheap fakes versus real dementia.

You have to see it the way you saw Biden. And you have to remember that the same people who will shout in unison that they have never seen anyone as competent, compelling, and inspiring as Kamala Harris are the same people who told you that a demented old man deserves to be the most powerful person on Earth. Otherwise, the joke will be on us. And even if she is laughing, believe me, we won’t be.

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