“And unfortunately, Iran is still defeating Donald Trump. Yes. Last night we got an update on President Iran's war again.” — IKE BARINHOLTZ
“By the way, it doesn't seem fair that Lindsey Graham pushed us into this war and that we still have to fight even after her death. It feels like when my daughter makes me buy a really complicated Lego set and then five minutes later she goes to watch TV.” – MICHAEL KOSTA
“Remember when Trump said this was like a little excursion that was only going to last a few weeks? That was four months ago. And, I'll be honest, I'm starting to regret voting for this guy three times.” —IKE BARINHOLTZ
“I still don't understand why this war started. It's [coughs] Jeffrey Epstein was his best friend [coughs] for many, many years [coughs] and wants you to forget it [coughs] how many times [coughs] He is mentioned in the Trump-Epstein files. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. “I have the hantavirus.” —IKE BARINHOLTZ
“How did we end up like this? We are a global superpower and we are haggling over tolls with the Iranians. We are not going to beat the Iranians in haggling: they invented it and put raisins in the rice.” – MICHAEL KOSTA
“The Odyssey” star Matt Damon shared “Freezer Secrets” with Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday's “Tonight Show.”
