“He had to get to government-related circumstances. And plus, flying to a private island makes him miss his friend Jeffrey, who he lost.” -JIMMY KIMMEL
“The president, I mean, is a guy who plays golf two or three times a week, goes to UFC fights with Vanilla Ice. He was too busy for his son's wedding.” -JIMMY KIMMEL
“But he did say that Don and Bettina are going to have a great marriage, and this is a man who knows a great marriage; he's had three of them himself.” -JIMMY KIMMEL
“Poor Don Jr. Without his father, you know they had to scramble to find someone else to do a 90-minute toast about windmills and transgender weightlifters.” -JIMMY KIMMEL
“Don Jr. and Bettina are reportedly still planning to celebrate their marriage at the White House, and the president and first lady are expected to attend that event. Well, that's to be expected, they live there. They, can you imagine if they didn't show up to that event too? 'We wanted to go, but we couldn't come down.'” -JIMMY KIMMEL
