Quiz: Will you vote for 'The Bear' at this year's Emmys?

“The Bear” won 10 Emmy Awards for its first season, including best comedy series, writing and directing, as well as honors for actors Jeremy Allen White, Ayo Edebiri and Ebon Moss-Bachrach.

This year, in its second season, the show received 23 nominations, breaking the record for the most Emmy nominations for a comedy series. That number makes it the overwhelming favorite to sweep the ceremony again, though there are still complaints about whether “The Bear” belongs in the comedy categories.

Will you vote for him? Take the following test to see if you consider yourself a member of the brigade.

Watch the second season of “El Oso”:
I haven't done it yet. I was planning to do it! (0)
In one sitting (10)
In fetal position (8)

“The Bear” season you think you’re voting for this year:
Season 2 (10)
Season 3 (0)
Never mind. I locked myself in a mental closet after watching every episode of this extraordinary series. (10)

Have you ever worked in a restaurant?
I worked as a waitress in college. The tips allowed me to pay for my studies! (6)
I worked in a kitchen and still have PTSD flashbacks weekly. (10)
Does being a food critic count? (0)

When you hear “Michelin star” you think:
What time is our reservation? (10)
Who cares? Beyond my budget. (2)
Expensive tires (0)

Fine FavoriteGastronomic experience:
High-end sushi bar with a 20-course menu (10)
That little bistro on the corner, the one with the amazing snail tartine and duck leg confit (8)
Supreme Chalupa! (0)

Hands! Back! Yes, chef!
Kitchen Jargon (10)
What the hell are you talking about? (0)
Wait… Were you eavesdropping outside my door last night? (8)

Favorite classic TV sitcom:
“Health” (3)
“Friends” (5)
“The Sopranos” (10)

When I watch TV, I like to:
Snuggle up under a blanket (4)
Eat a bowl of my favorite ice cream (4)
Scream into my pillow (10)

Favorite TV cousin:
Yummy! (10)
Greg (5)
That (2)

Christmas song that sums up Your feelings about the season:
“It's the most wonderful time of the year” (4)
“Come, all you faithful” (2)
“I won’t be home for Christmas” (10)

Favorite “Bear” episode:
“Forks” (10)
“Fish” (8)
The one where Yogi and Boo Boo find a magic lamp, the gangsters hide in Snagglepuss's cave and Yakky sings (0)

Hospitality means:
Offering your guests a sense of belonging and feeling seen (10)
Ritz crackers and Vienna sausages (0)

The “The Bear” clothing item has inspired you to buy:
A colorful scarf, like the ones Sydney wears (9)
Carmy Heavyweight White T-Shirt (7)
Calvin Klein underwear (10)

Vice of choice:
Nicotine gum (8)
San Marzano Tomatoes (8)
Panic attacks (2)

Last book you read:
“Escoffier: The Complete Guide to the Art of Modern Cooking” (8)
“Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the culinary underworld”, Anthony Bourdain (7)
“Man's Search for Meaning”, Viktor E. Frankl (10)

Favorite activity in the kitchen:
Putting green painter's tape on jars while wearing my Birkenstock Tokios (10)
Cooking something delicious for my family (5)
Drinking beer in underwear next to the open refrigerator door (2)

When you listen to “Love Story” by Taylor Swift:
He starts screaming and singing: “Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone / I’ll be waiting, all there is left to do is run” (2)
I fondly remember cousin Richie's song (10)
I still can't believe I won album of the year for the amazing “Midnights” (0)

Italian Beef:
I'll take two, please! (10)
Is it like beef but made with pasta? (2)
Step. I'm vegan. (0)

Favorite Chef:
Thomas Keller (8)
Matty Matheson (10)
The Swedish chef (he taught me how to make pöpcørn!) (4)

Number of times you paused “Fishes,” the chaotic Christmas episode:
None. I watched it from beginning to end and then watched it again. (10)
Three (5)
Um… it's still on pause in my queue. (0)

SCORE:
130 and over: Let it go.
70-129: (Probably), chef!
Below 70: You won't vote for “The Bear” and you'll probably put ketchup on your hot dogs.



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