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A fact-checking website called Snopes, which generally leans more left than a one-legged skater, simply called the bombshell idea that Trump once called neo-Nazis in Charlottesville “very fine people” false. Wow. What’s next? A 2024 exposé on this young, up-and-coming singer named Elvis Presley? Because while the left has been spreading this crap like jam on Brian Stelter’s chin, we’ve been calling it out all along. It only took the left seven years to finally wake up to the fact that the “very fine people” hoax was actually a hoax. Which, coincidentally, is the same amount of time it takes Joe Biden to find his way out of a locker room. But for the corporate press, this might as well be breaking news.
They are still catching up with this new dance craze called Macarena. But what is the most disturbing? If you think back to the dark, dark days of 2020, Joe Biden cited Trump's quote about “very fine people” as his reason for running for president. Well, that and hoping to find out if the Oval Office cushions really were stain resistant. But he said despite all the audio and video evidence showing that that didn't happen.
So if you said that Joe Biden's entire presidency was based on a lie that he and the media sold to the public, you would actually be telling more truth than Biden did when he launched that presidency, and you would do so without needing an Adderall suppository. But as I always say, just because you have cured one deception, you prepare yourself for another. And in Thursday night's CNN presidential debate, we're about to see the latter bubble up like a black dot in the folds of Jerry Nadler's back fat.
IN HIS OWN WORDS: PRESIDENT TRUMP ON THE CHARLOTTESVILLE PROTEST
Yes. January 6th is about to be sold as the most significant date since September 11th, December 7th and July 4th combined. If they made it more festive, there would be mattress sales. So expect Jake and Dana to push January 6th like a hot dog cart down Sixth Avenue. Because of Joe's disastrous policies, that's all they got. So if you vote against Trump because of this insurrection narrative, ask yourself this. Did I also fall for the “very good people” narrative and all the other deceptions we've detailed on this show? Like Crossfire Hurricane, fake laptop, P tape, and so on.
Be honest with yourself. Did I hear Trump encourage any violence with my own faculties? You did not do it. Because, like the deception of good people, it was edited. Trump did not try to overthrow the government or encourage it. In fact, Trump said to protest peacefully. But Joe will bleat around January 6, 2021. He doesn't have many days left until January 6th. But it was one day. Unlike every protest we've ever had, from Antifa to the pro-Hamas mob that caused untold millions in damage, while people like Alvin Bragg dropped charges like a hot potato.
Who am I kidding? Never in her life has she dropped a potato. So how should Trump handle yet another hoax? Should he tease Joe that he's too old to tell the truth? When Joe calls Trump a convicted felon, should Trump turn to Hunter? I can't believe he's going to say this, but maybe he should quote former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.
ANDRES CUOMO: Frankly, the New York Attorney General's case should never have been brought. And if his name wasn't Donald Trump, and if he wasn't running for president, I'm the former attorney general in New York, I assure you that case would never have been filed. And that's what's offensive to people.
And believe me, this guy is an expert at what people find offensive. But Trump might add that, unlike the Biden family, the charges against him were not real, but were created in an unprecedented way to prevent Trump from being here at this debate. This was electoral interference in plain sight, using the justice system to subvert democracy, subvert democracy. And there will surely be talk Thursday night about Biden's mental fitness. But you know so will Trump's. And you know what the media does when faced with a perfect, brilliant, beautiful statement that Trump makes.
TRUMP'S VERDICT HAS STARTED 'ARMING WAR OF THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM,' LEGAL EXPERTS WARN
DONALD TRUMP: They take a perfect, bright, beautiful statement that I make. I go two hours without teleprompters and if I say a word that's even slightly out of place, they say he has cognitive problems. While Biden can hit walls. She may fall off the stage. She may fall down the stairs. He falls.
It's funny because it's true. But President Trump, if he's watching, and I know he is, maybe he'll kill Joe with a little kindness. You could say, with all due respect, for your own good, Joe, and for the good of the nation, you should leave. There are just some things you can't do anymore, like walk and talk, manage the leadership of the free world, and also urinate in under eight minutes.
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But maybe don't say that, Mr. Trump. Maybe keep it short and sweet and say: Joe, you had a good run: 50 years on government money. Maybe it's time, Mr. President, to give this country a break. We could all use one.
