For Father's Day 2024, Fox News Digital put together a series of “dad jokes” shared by our own father figures and others on social media.
“Dad jokes are more than just funny jokes told by men with kids. They walk a fine line between wit and silly humor, equal parts corny and hilarious,” Fatherly.com, a lifestyle blog based in New York for parents, it said on its website.
“A great dad joke is almost always a variation on the pun: a punchline that's both super ridiculous and cerebrally dark.”
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Read on for a collection of 40 clever and funny jokes from fathers and father figures, compiled here with contributions from many people and online forums.
And feel free to post your favorite “dad jokes” in the comments section below!
“Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.” (Half point)
1. “How come they left the money outside your house?”
-Gnocchi.
2. “How can you tell if a pig is hot?”
-It's bacon.
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3. “What did the beach say when the tide came in?”
-How long without sea.
4. “Why shouldn't you use a blunt pencil?”
-Meaningless.
5. “Why did the old man fall into the well?”
-I couldn't see that well.
“Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!” (iStock)
6. “Why do turkeys play percussion?”
-They have drumsticks.
7. “What do you call a happy cowboy?”
-A happy rancher.
8. “What do you give the dentist of the year?”
-A small plaque!
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9. “Why did the football coach go to the bench?”
-To get your coin back!
10. “What is the best thing about Switzerland?”
-I don't know, but the flag is a great advantage!
11. “Where do ships go when they are sick?”
-To the dock.
12. “Did you hear about the roof?”
-It doesn't matter, it crosses your mind.
“Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little horse.” (iStock)
13. “What is the name of a funny mountain?”
-Hill-ary.
14. “I used to be addicted to hokey pokey… until I turned around.”
15. “I don't trust stairs… they are always there.” about to do something.“
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16. “Do you want to hear a construction joke?”
-I'm still working on it!
17. “Do you want to hear a joke about paper?”
-It doesn't matter. It can be broken.
18. “What did Sparticus say when the lion ate his wife?”
-Nothing. It was joyful.
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19. “Where does 007 invest his money?”
-In the bond market.
20. “What do you call a deer without eyes?”
-No idea (nor deer-eye).
“Atoms can't be trusted. They make up everything!” (iStock)
21. “Why couldn't the production manager get to work?”
-I knew how to drive, but I couldn't handle it.
22. “Where do you learn to make ice cream?”
-Ice cream school.
23. “How did the pirate get such a good price for his ship?”
-I was sailing.
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24. “What do you call an angry golfer?”
-Let's play!
25. “What did the duck say after shopping?”
-Put it on my bill.
26. “Have you heard about the golfer who didn't have metal clubs in his bag?”
-I had iron deficiency.
27. “Why did the bank teller pressure the customer?”
-I wanted to check your balance.
28. “Why did the photo go to jail?”
-He was framed.
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29. “How do birds learn to fly?”
-They improvise it.
30. “How do you organize a party in outer space?”
-Your planet!
31. “What do you call a fake noodle?”
-An impasto.
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32. “What did the Dalmatian say after dinner?”
-That hit the nail on the head.
33. “Why did the rabbit go to the living room?”
-I was having a bad hare day.
34. “Where do crayons go on vacation?”
-Colorado.
35. “How do you make a robot angry?”
-Keep pressing your buttons.
36. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
-To be in the cinema.
37-40. Check out the subtitles of this article for four more fun ones!
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