“The state of Florida, you know, banned all books about Churchill after they decided the name Winston sounded too gay, so Ron DeSantis didn't know about it.” -JIMMY KIMMEL
“It's from an old Budweiser ad. Yes. Reminds me of that other famous Churchill quote, 'Wazzzuuuuuup?'” —STEPHEN COLBERT
“Say what you want about Trump, but his voters, the people who go to his rallies, go because they are entertained. His followers don't want to hear fake quotes from Winston Churchill. They don't even want to hear actual quotes from Winston Churchill; “They want to hear a fake story about Trump meeting Winston Churchill.” -SETH MEYERS
The bits worth watching
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” guests and siblings Kate and Oliver Hudson shared a story about the time their father, Kurt Russell, had a run-in with Ted Bundy.
What we're excited about Tuesday night
Musician and actor André 3000 will sit down with Stephen Colbert on Tuesday's “Late Show.”
