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Control yourself
A judge threatened to remove Donald Trump from the court Wednesday after he was heard muttering derogatory comments during E. Jean Carroll's second defamation lawsuit against the former president.
“A judge had to tell a former president of the United States, 'You can't control yourself,'” Seth Meyers said Thursday. “He can't even control an umbrella.”
“Things are so crazy right now. In a year, Trump will be president again or we will see him in Times Square offering to take photos with tourists alongside Elmo and Spider-Man.” -SETH MEYERS
“[imitating a Southerner] “I know it will break uncle-dad’s heart, but I think we are better off as friends.” -JIMMY FALLON
“Look, the guy lives in a small town and has a very attractive cousin. What are you going to do?” -JIMMY KIMMEL
The bits worth watching
Jimmy Fallon busked on the subway with Grammy-winning punk trio Green Day for Thursday's “Tonight Show.”
